| 1. Chevy Chase - Gerald Ford | not rated | 1:19 |
| 2. Don Pardo, Howard Shore and His All-Nurse Band - Opening | not rated | 0:38 |
| 3. Lily Tomlin - Monologue | not rated | 2:20 |
| 4. Robert King, Anne Beatts - Speed | not rated | 1:01 |
| 5. Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroyd,Gilda Radner - Bedtime Story | not rated | 2:36 |
| 6. Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase - Shimmer | not rated | 1:27 |
| 7. Jane Curtin, Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Laraine Newman - Gun Control | not rated | 4:42 |
| 8. Garrett Morris - Fondue | not rated | 1:29 |
| 9. Don Pardo, Peter Boyle, John Belushi, band - Dueling Brandos | not rated | 1:49 |
| 10. Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman - Anna Freud | not rated | 2:15 |
| 11. Paul Simon, cast, band - Bees On Parade | not rated | 0:44 |
| 12. Don Pardo, Chevy Chase - Weekend Update 1 | not rated | 3:20 |
| 13. Bill Wendell - Spud | not rated | 1:01 |
| 14. Chevy Chase - Weekend Update 2 | not rated | 1:06 |
| 15. Chevy Chase, John Belushi - Weatherman | not rated | 1:54 |
| 16. Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner - Emily Litella | not rated | 1:20 |
| 17. Chevy Chase, Garrett Morris - News For The Hard Of Hearing | not rated | 0:42 |
| 18. Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner, Chevy Chase - Uvula | not rated | 1:51 |
| 19. Dan Aykroyd - Jimmy Carter | not rated | 1:57 |
| 20. Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, band - Chevy's Girls | not rated | 2:36 |
| 21. Jane Curtin, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Garrett Morris - Fluckers | not rated | 1:54 |
| 22. Chevy Chase, Richard Pryor - Word Association | not rated | 2:24 |
| 23. Buck Henry - Goodbyes | not rated | 0:26 |
| 24. Don Pardo, band - Closing | not rated | 0:47 |
| 41:38 |
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