| 1. Opening | not rated | 1:30 |
| 2. Old F*ck | not rated | 3:46 |
| 3. Goin' Through My Address Book | not rated | 2:53 |
| 4. Things We Say When People Die | not rated | 2:37 |
| 5. He's Smiling Down | not rated | 2:11 |
| 6. Parents In Hell | not rated | 1:09 |
| 7. People Refuse To Be Realistic | not rated | 1:10 |
| 8. Dead Parents Helping | not rated | 4:00 |
| 9. A Couple of Other Questions | not rated | 1:04 |
| 10. Today's Professional Parents | not rated | 5:49 |
| 11. The Self-Esteem Movement | not rated | 1:16 |
| 12. Every Child Is Special | not rated | 1:42 |
| 13. Children Are Our Future | not rated | 0:39 |
| 14. Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult | not rated | 0:42 |
| 15. I Like People | not rated | 0:51 |
| 16. Stupid B*llsh*t | not rated | 3:12 |
| 17. Stupid B*llsh*t On The Phone | not rated | 2:34 |
| 18. What A Phone Call Should Be | not rated | 0:54 |
| 19. In A Coma | not rated | 0:49 |
| 20. Their Kids! | not rated | 1:09 |
| 21. They Want To Show You The Pictures | not rated | 4:30 |
| 22. Just Enough B*llsh*t | not rated | 1:33 |
| 23. No One Questions Things | not rated | 2:56 |
| 24. Proud To Be An American | not rated | 1:48 |
| 25. God Bless America | not rated | 2:59 |
| 26. Takin' Off Yer Hat | not rated | 3:05 |
| 27. Swearing On The Bible | not rated | 4:24 |
| 28. You Have No Rights | not rated | 5:14 |
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