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| 2. Valujet | not rated | 1:28 |
| 3. You've Got No Friends | not rated | 1:12 |
| 4. You Keep a Diary | not rated | 1:12 |
| 5. You Own a Store | not rated | 0:37 |
| 6. You Got Date Raped | not rated | 0:50 |
| 7. Recycling Is Gay | not rated | 0:36 |
| 8. You're a Cop | not rated | 1:51 |
| 9. You Can't Shut Up | not rated | 0:19 |
| 10. You've Got Cancer | not rated | 0:31 |
| 11. We Just Disagree | not rated | 0:33 |
| 12. Hungry Hungry Hippos | not rated | 0:18 |
| 13. You Are an Interior Decorator | not rated | 0:52 |
| 14. Pottery's Gay | not rated | 0:40 |
| 15. Rich Goyette Is Gay | not rated | 0:53 |
| 16. Branscombe Richmond | not rated | 1:35 |
| 17. You Live in Allston | not rated | 0:53 |
| 18. You Are a Good Food Critic | not rated | 0:54 |
| 19. Just the Two of Us | not rated | 0:27 |
| 20. Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin | not rated | 1:11 |
| 21. You're Gay | not rated | 0:38 |
| 22. You Look Adopted | not rated | 1:17 |
| 23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch | not rated | 0:10 |
| 24. You Have Goals | not rated | 0:23 |
| 25. You Drive an Iroc | not rated | 0:56 |
| 26. You Play on a Softball Team | not rated | 0:58 |
| 27. Because You're Old | not rated | 0:46 |
| 28. You Sell Cologne | not rated | 0:30 |
| 29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb | not rated | 0:28 |
| 30. You Live in a Houseboat | not rated | 0:45 |
| 31. Richard Butler | not rated | 1:32 |
| 32. 311 Sucks | not rated | 0:40 |
| 33. Your Kid Is Deformed | not rated | 0:41 |
| 34. You Are an Orphan | not rated | 1:06 |
| 35. You're Old (Fuck You) | not rated | 0:13 |
| 36. You Go to Art School | not rated | 0:55 |
| 37. You're Best Friend Is You | not rated | 0:54 |
| 38. You're in a Coma | not rated | 1:19 |
| 39. Windchimes Are Gay | not rated | 0:11 |
| 40. No, We Don't Want to Do a Spla | not rated | 0:29 |
| 41. René Auberjonois | not rated | 0:41 |
| 42. The Internet Is Gay | not rated | 0:25 |
| 43. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You | not rated | 1:12 |
| 44. Hootie and the Blowfish | not rated | 0:39 |
| 45. You Went to See Dishwalla and | not rated | 0:23 |
| 46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonalds | not rated | 0:21 |
| 47. Technology's Gay | not rated | 0:26 |
| 48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertra | not rated | 0:38 |
| 49. I'm in Anal Cunt | not rated | 0:21 |
| 50. You (Fill in the Blank) | not rated | 0:27 |
| 51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Mu | not rated | 4:10 |
| 52. Bonus Track #3 | not rated | 0:09 |
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