| 1. Introduction | not rated | 0:37 |
| 2. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage | not rated | 2:55 |
| 3. London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | not rated | 3:23 |
| 4. Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks | not rated | 3:24 |
| 5. Camisado | not rated | 3:12 |
| 6. Time to Dance | not rated | 3:22 |
| 7. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | not rated | 3:20 |
| 8. Intermission | not rated | 2:35 |
| 9. But It's Better If You Do | not rated | 3:25 |
| 10. I Write Sins Not Tragedies | not rated | 3:06 |
| 11. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban | not rated | 3:30 |
| 12. There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet | not rated | 3:16 |
| 13. Build God, Then We'll Talk | not rated | 3:40 |
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