| 1. Jack Kevorkian is Cool | not rated | 0:40 |
| 2. ValuJet | not rated | 1:28 |
| 3. You've Got no Friends | not rated | 1:12 |
| 4. You Keep a Diary | not rated | 1:12 |
| 5. You Own a Store | not rated | 0:37 |
| 6. You Got Date Raped | not rated | 0:49 |
| 7. Recycling is Gay | not rated | 0:36 |
| 8. You're a Cop | not rated | 1:50 |
| 9. You Can't Shut Up | not rated | 0:18 |
| 10. You've Got Cancer | not rated | 0:30 |
| 11. We Just Disagree | not rated | 0:32 |
| 12. Hungry Hungry Hippos | not rated | 0:18 |
| 13. You are an Interior Decorator | not rated | 0:51 |
| 14. Pottery's Gay | not rated | 0:39 |
| 15. Rich Goyette is Gay | not rated | 0:53 |
| 16. Branscombe Richmond | not rated | 1:35 |
| 17. You Live in Allston | not rated | 0:53 |
| 18. You are a Food Critic | not rated | 0:54 |
| 19. Just the Two of Us | not rated | 0:27 |
| 20. You're Band's in the Cut Out Bin | not rated | 1:10 |
| 21. You're Gay | not rated | 0:37 |
| 22. You Look Adopted | not rated | 1:17 |
| 23. Your Cousin is George Lynch | not rated | 0:10 |
| 24. You Have Goals | not rated | 0:22 |
| 25. You Drive an IROC | not rated | 0:55 |
| 26. You Play on a Softball Team | not rated | 0:57 |
| 27. Because You're Old | not rated | 0:45 |
| 28. You Sell Cologne | not rated | 0:30 |
| 29. Being a Cobbler is Dumb | not rated | 0:27 |
| 30. You Live in a Houseboat | not rated | 0:45 |
| 31. Richard Butler | not rated | 1:32 |
| 32. 311 Sucks | not rated | 0:39 |
| 33. Your Kid is Deformed | not rated | 0:40 |
| 34. You Are an Orphan | not rated | 1:05 |
| 35. You're Old (Fuck You) | not rated | 0:12 |
| 36. You Go to Art School | not rated | 0:55 |
| 37. Your Best Friend is You | not rated | 0:53 |
| 38. You're in a Coma | not rated | 1:18 |
| 39. Windchimes are Gay | not rated | 0:10 |
| 40. No We Don't Want to do a Split 7 Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band | not rated | 0:28 |
| 41. Rene Auberjonois | not rated | 0:40 |
| 42. The Internet is Gay | not rated | 0:25 |
| 43. HA HA Your Wife Left You | not rated | 1:11 |
| 44. Hootie and the Blowfish | not rated | 0:38 |
| 45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay) | not rated | 0:22 |
| 46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonald's | not rated | 0:20 |
| 47. Technology's Gay | not rated | 0:25 |
| 48. Your Favorite Band is Supertramp | not rated | 0:37 |
| 49. I'm in Anal Cunt | not rated | 0:20 |
| 50. You (Fill in the Blank) | not rated | 0:26 |
| 51. Kyle from Incantation has a Moustache | not rated | 4:10 |
| 52. Bonus Track #3 | not rated | 0:09 |
| 42:12 |
Social info