| 1. Number One | not rated | 0:47 |
| 2. There Is No Question Mark Button on This Computer | not rated | 0:47 |
| 3. Intermission I: The Hollow Anchor's Despair | not rated | 5:05 |
| 4. Innocent Bystanders Watched in Horror as Peter Jennings Drew His Murder Weapon | not rated | 1:14 |
| 5. Intermission II: The Suspense, Prorogation, and Finally Descent of Edwin Daunterbury | not rated | 2:27 |
| 6. Infrared Light; Don't Talk to Me About Quantum Physics | not rated | 0:31 |
| 7. Intermission III: The Pale Ghost At Sea and the Fingers Aquiver | not rated | 3:05 |
| 8. A Rotten Set of Bagpipes Can Make a Fantastic Miniskirt If Sewn Properly | not rated | 2:31 |
| 9. Intermission IV: May the Tide Companion Thee to Shore | not rated | 2:49 |
| 19:16 |
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