| 1. ._01 Old And Unprofessional | not rated | 0:00 |
| 2. ._02 King of Minneapolis Pts. I & II | not rated | 0:00 |
| 3. ._03 Even Winning Feels Bad | not rated | 0:00 |
| 4. ._04 Side Projects are Never Successful | not rated | 0:00 |
| 5. ._05 5 Funerals | not rated | 0:00 |
| 6. ._06 My Response To An Article In Alternative Press | not rated | 0:00 |
| 7. ._07 Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won't Solve Anything. | not rated | 0:00 |
| 8. ._08 It's Official! We're Booorrrrrriiiiing!!! | not rated | 0:00 |
| 9. ._09 From Martyrdom to Star(tyr)dom | not rated | 0:00 |
| 10. ._10 All Alone In My Big Lonely Apartment | not rated | 0:00 |
| 11. ._11 Fuck The Fans | not rated | 0:00 |
| 12. ._12 Grudge Report | not rated | 0:00 |
| 13. ._13 King of Minneapolis Pts. III & IV | not rated | 0:00 |
| 14. ._14 Anywhere I Lay My Head (Tom Waits) | not rated | 0:00 |
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