| 1. Cowboy Timmy - Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (Early 50's Recording) | not rated | 2:16 |
| 2. Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry Fucking Christmas | not rated | 2:04 |
| 3. Eric Cartman - O Holy Night | not rated | 1:57 |
| 4. Juan Schwartz and The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead | not rated | 2:13 |
| 5. Mr. Mackey, The School Counselor - Carol of the Bells | not rated | 0:57 |
| 6. Kyle Broflofski & Special Celebrity Guest - The Lonely Jew on Christmas | not rated | 2:46 |
| 7. Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister - I Saw Three Ships | not rated | 1:02 |
| 8. Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger - It Happened in Sun Valley | not rated | 2:21 |
| 9. Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum | not rated | 1:10 |
| 10. Satan, The Dark Prince - Christmas Time in Hell | not rated | 2:15 |
| 11. Chef - What the Hell Child Is This? | not rated | 4:28 |
| 12. Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus Is on His Way | not rated | 0:28 |
| 13. Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log | not rated | 2:16 |
| 14. The South Park Children's Choir - Hark the Herald Angels Sing | not rated | 0:40 |
| 15. The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh - Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | not rated | 3:20 |
| 16. Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever | not rated | 3:00 |
| 17. Mr. Ose - We Three Kings | not rated | 0:51 |
| 18. Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle and Cartman - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | not rated | 2:30 |
| 36:40 |
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