| 1. dirty dustin hoffman needs a bath | not rated | 3:23 |
| 2. dustin hoffman gets a bath | not rated | 1:42 |
| 3. dustin hoffman thinks about eating the soap | not rated | 3:30 |
| 4. dustin hoffman scrubs too hard and loses soap | not rated | 2:09 |
| 5. dustin hoffman does not resist temptation to eat bathtub | not rated | 3:18 |
| 6. dustin hoffman's wife comes home | not rated | 2:39 |
| 7. dustin hoffman's wife seems suspicious about the absent tub | not rated | 0:58 |
| 8. dustin hoffman feigns ignorance of missing bathtub | not rated | 2:23 |
| 9. dustin hoffman's wife calls in detective to dust for porcelain parti | not rated | 2:19 |
| 10. cles on dustin hoffman's tongue | not rated | 1:13 |
| 11. dustin hoffman's tongue taken to police lab where it is used as toil | not rated | 2:49 |
| 12. et paper and reading material while on toilet (naughty) | not rated | 1:28 |
| 13. dustin hoffman offers lame possible explanation for missing bathtub | not rated | 5:09 |
| 14. (front cover) | not rated | 2:25 |
| 15. dustin hoffman's wife makes sarcastic remark, cuts the head off of | not rated | 2:47 |
| 16. a duck, places it where the tub was and begins to groan (growl) | not rated | 3:50 |
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