| 1. Old and Unprofessional | not rated | 0:53 |
| 2. King of Minneapolis, Pts. 1 & 2 | not rated | 3:26 |
| 3. Even Winning Feels Bad | not rated | 3:58 |
| 4. Side Projects are Never Successful | not rated | 4:13 |
| 5. 5 Funerals | not rated | 2:53 |
| 6. My Response to an Article in Alternative Press | not rated | 2:13 |
| 7. Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won't Solve Anything. | not rated | 4:56 |
| 8. It's Official! We're Borrrrring! | not rated | 2:15 |
| 9. From Martyrdom to Startyrdom | not rated | 2:23 |
| 10. All Alone in My Big Empty Apartment | not rated | 2:19 |
| 11. Fuck the Fans | not rated | 0:29 |
| 12. Grudge Report | not rated | 4:12 |
| 13. King of Minneapolis, Pts. 3 & 4 | not rated | 3:14 |
| 14. Anywhere I Lay My Head (Tom Waits Cover) | not rated | 2:04 |
| 39:28 |
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