| 1. Introduction and Theme to Margie the Midget | not rated | 1:10 |
| 2. Dueling Tubas | not rated | 1:37 |
| 3. A Simple Carpenter | not rated | 3:05 |
| 4. Licks Off of Records | not rated | 3:06 |
| 5. Return of the Big Bands | not rated | 0:48 |
| 6. 2001 Polka | not rated | 1:12 |
| 7. Straight Talk About The Blues | not rated | 3:11 |
| 8. Ukelele Blues | not rated | 2:56 |
| 9. A Tribute To Bert Parks | not rated | 3:18 |
| 10. Billy One-Eye | not rated | 4:02 |
| 11. Intermission | not rated | 0:39 |
| 12. A Girl Your Size (How Could I Not Miss) | not rated | 4:33 |
| 13. Martin, Leon, Elton, and John | not rated | 3:13 |
| 14. My Wife | not rated | 3:26 |
| 15. Puis-Je Emprunter Votre Cuillere? | not rated | 3:49 |
| 16. Ah, France | not rated | 2:49 |
| 17. Something | not rated | 1:49 |
| 18. The Nothing | not rated | 2:29 |
| 19. Phone Call | not rated | 0:48 |
| 20. In the Eyes of My Dog | not rated | 2:06 |
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