| 1. Intro That Damn Scandal And That Damn Song | not rated | 0:43 |
| 2. Mall Of America | not rated | 1:04 |
| 3. Aging Sucks | not rated | 2:16 |
| 4. Bloody Internet | not rated | 1:10 |
| 5. Vive Le Toothbrush! | not rated | 1:51 |
| 6. Hallowe'en Segue | not rated | 1:02 |
| 7. My Generation Can Beat Up Your Generation | not rated | 3:59 |
| 8. Playground Flashback | not rated | 5:55 |
| 9. Removable Body Parts | not rated | 3:11 |
| 10. Just Say No. No! No! No! No! No! | not rated | 6:45 |
| 11. Everyone Hates The Crying Baby | not rated | 1:32 |
| 12. My Hair Hates Me | not rated | 2:45 |
| 13. Bathing Suit Pajamas And Crocheted Pantsuits | not rated | 2:40 |
| 14. Here's Where I Help the Straight Folks Catch Up | not rated | 3:50 |
| 15. I'd Like You to Meet My Parents | not rated | 4:14 |
| 16. Evolution Of A Fella Girlie | not rated | 2:06 |
| 17. Pushing The Homosexual Agenda | not rated | 3:23 |
| 18. A Final Word About Kansas | not rated | 1:00 |
| 19. No! No! No! Reprise | not rated | 1:31 |
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