| 1. Intro - Chris Rock | not rated | 1:16 |
| 2. Can A Girl Be A Bastard? | not rated | 5:09 |
| 3. Ghetto Prize Or Fucked-Up White Family | not rated | 4:03 |
| 4. Dead Santa | not rated | 1:32 |
| 5. Fart Asphyxiation | not rated | 1:24 |
| 6. Make The White Pee | not rated | 3:36 |
| 7. Parent's Divorce | not rated | 0:53 |
| 8. Single Mom | not rated | 0:14 |
| 9. Gramps & Grams | not rated | 1:48 |
| 10. Rapunzel Garcia | not rated | 4:15 |
| 11. Blue Balls Strategy | not rated | 2:49 |
| 12. College Horny Dog | not rated | 0:18 |
| 13. Penny | not rated | 5:51 |
| 14. The Night Before Christmas | not rated | 3:26 |
| 15. Gotta Get Some | not rated | 2:03 |
| 16. Evelyn | not rated | 6:37 |
| 17. My Divorce | not rated | 1:03 |
| 18. Grampa's Pinga | not rated | 1:44 |
| 19. High At Grampa's Funeral | not rated | 2:40 |
| 20. Teeny, Da Woman Who Called Me On My Bullshit | not rated | 3:13 |
| 21. Costumed X-Mas | not rated | 1:21 |
| 22. Holes In My Condom | not rated | 0:50 |
| 23. Sonogram: No Ding Dong! | not rated | 0:28 |
| 24. Home Birth Or Bikini Wax | not rated | 1:49 |
| 25. Human Dairy Farm | not rated | 0:50 |
| 26. Yakkity Yak | not rated | 0:42 |
| 27. It's Got A Ding Dong | not rated | 0:45 |
| 28. Airing Their Differences | not rated | 0:43 |
| 29. Colicky Son - Or The Little Prick | not rated | 1:30 |
| 30. Bedtime Story | not rated | 1:56 |
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