| 1. New Rules | not rated | 44:57 |
| 2. Intro | not rated | 0:05 |
| 3. Season 1 (2003) | not rated | 15:38 |
| 4. Lay Off The French / Don't Creep Us Out / Don't Go Greek / No Name Games | not rated | 1:59 |
| 5. Look Busy / Take One Back / Zip It / Semper Fi, Asshole / Prove It | not rated | 2:03 |
| 6. War In Alabama (Sketch) / No Long Good-Byes / Less Is Moore / Name Dropping / Check Your Local Lispings | not rated | 2:35 |
| 7. Ranch Dressing / Field Of Dreamsicles / Don't Be A D-Hole / Can You Hear Me Now? / Drastic Surgery | not rated | 2:49 |
| 8. Accu-Terror Forecast (Sketch) / Upwardly Mobil / Square Dunce / Be Real / I Promise I'll Be Yentl | not rated | 4:03 |
| 9. Blaine Game / Let Freedom Jiggle / Prince Scary / Reel Time | not rated | 2:06 |
| 10. Season 2 (2004) | not rated | 15:09 |
| 11. Friends To The End / Pontiff-Icating / No-Coin-Do | not rated | 1:38 |
| 12. Ad-Nauseum / Softening Dick / Port-Au-Potty / Flat Tax | not rated | 2:10 |
| 13. 60 Minutes II (Sketch) / Hamburger Helper / K-9 Jelly / Butt Crack / Posable Thumbs | not rated | 3:03 |
| 14. Got Milf? / Storm Frontin' / Time Out / Faux Paw | not rated | 1:18 |
| 15. Guantanamo (Sketch) / High Standards / Aromatic Transmission / Entertainment Weakly / Chopping Spree | not rated | 2:18 |
| 16. Handicrapped / Savior Breath / Racey Language / Run DNC | not rated | 2:05 |
| 17. Gay Per View / Saving Private Cryin' / Diet-Netics / Who Asked Ye? | not rated | 2:33 |
| 18. Season 3 (2005) | not rated | 13:13 |
| 19. Fresh Seamen / Newsweak / Potty Pooper / Jet Blew | not rated | 1:39 |
| 20. Class-Holes / Gin Dummy / Finger Food | not rated | 1:37 |
| 21. Freedom Burger (Sketch) / Lemon Law / Kristall-Not / Tallowed Be Thy Name / Chock Full O' Putz | not rated | 2:46 |
| 22. Flee Circus / Ooh La Lame / Inky Dinky Don't / The Tree Amigos / Premature Evacuator | not rated | 2:23 |
| 23. Americans: Wrong For America (Sketch) / Buddha Con / Osama Bin Surfin' / Reign Check / Sloppy Seconds | not rated | 2:27 |
| 24. The Great Bumpkin / Zippity-Don't-Da / Chock Full O' Nuts / Bush League | not rated | 1:51 |
| 25. Couture Clash | not rated | 0:28 |
| 26. Credits | not rated | 0:51 |
| 27. - | not rated | 0:00 |
| 28. New Rules Extras | not rated | 12:02 |
| 29. Bus Stop / Punxutawney Fools / Hakuna-Stigmata | not rated | 1:48 |
| 30. Oh, The Inhumanity / Bullet Point / Good Newsweek | not rated | 1:23 |
| 31. iGod (Sketch) / Mass Graves / Dead Man Walker / Forget About It | not rated | 2:54 |
| 32. The Big Gallup / Heir Head / Center Old | not rated | 1:42 |
| 33. Bush-Cheney (Sketch) / Fossett Drip / Manual Stimulation / Color Scheme | not rated | 1:51 |
| 34. Call Hating / Holy Matrimony / Zip It / Mother Posterior | not rated | 1:08 |
| 35. Navy Seals / Thin Hizzy / Mega-Bite Me | not rated | 1:11 |
| 36. Editorials | not rated | 15:32 |
| 37. No New Gays (March 5, 2004) | not rated | 4:21 |
| 38. WolfPAC (October 29, 2004) | not rated | 4:04 |
| 39. Don't Ask, Don't Sodomize (April 1, 2005) | not rated | 3:10 |
| 40. Recall Bush (September 9, 2005) | not rated | 3:57 |
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